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现在有些女生还真不要脸了！我们这地某个中学发生的，一女生（混混那种型）课堂捣乱年轻男老师让她去办公室谈谈，还没进门女生就喊叫“你摸我！”吓得隔壁办公室老师赶紧出来，这男老师淡定极了，“我才不喜稀罕，你要身材没身材，要相貌没相貌，没脸没文化，我老婆比你漂亮多了！”  话说这女生全校出名啦！

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晚上和男神出去散步，楼主下楼梯时，男神在接电话，我突然不小心滑了一下，当时想这下完了。。。那里知道男神直接把手机一扔，把我给搂住了，事后一直在和他道歉，他说手机没事就怕你摔着了，我要不要表白呢。。。

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我问老公有多想我，老公说像想想拉屎一样，憋都憋不住！

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看了不发掉人品。。哥哥不割他的。本人一极品朋友（男滴）家里催促找女朋友，所以安排了次相亲，背景茶楼，上去之后本人兄弟特害羞所以不好意思和女滴说话，就一只手撑着头，一只手玩手机，没想到睡着了，醒来发现只剩他一个人了。有这种极品朋友真的糗死了（第一次发不知能过不，希望组织给个机会）

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不是原创哦，看到的觉得好笑就分享了。 老婆:老公，人家说男人手机里没有微信，陌陌的男人都是好男人，你连QQ都没有那不就是绝世好男人了呀，人家好爱你的哦。 老公:什么时候给我换个彩屏手机。。

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转来的，不知道有没有人发过…<br/>一室友在看日本爱情动作片，他女朋友打电话来问他在做什么，当大家都为他捏把汗的时候，只见他平静的回答：“在看日本纪录片——舌尖上的香肠。”

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发个真事儿，前几天男友要和lz分手，我不答应，他问我为什么，我说：“我怕以后你找别人，别人会因为你太小而嫌弃你伤你自尊，最怕你伤心了”。然后我们就分手了，为什么呀，都是为了他呀。。。

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朋友第二次次被传销  我现在拿着扳手去解救他 希望糗友们给我力量 过了发结果

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谁比我糗。。。。？割了老总的。。进公司4年。终于加工资了。。。给我加35快钱。35能做什么。？过百炒老板。！！！！

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说个初中时候的，一哥们去学校没穿内内。然后裤子一边兜是烂的。然后买了包瓜子吃。去学校一女同学问他要瓜子，他说兜里自己抓。结果女同学红着脸追了这货一操场。。

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在海尔实习还没自己的办公桌和账号。用别人号登陆内部交流平台。发现了这个。当时只恨自己没账号啊！！真想回复啊！大哥你看的到这条么。好歹一个公司得照顾一下糗百妹子吧

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看到这么可爱的孩子，你们真的忍心不给过么？<br/>它的眼睛里有星星，真的！

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刚交男朋友，我把他带去开房了，他说我把他办了得对他负责，我说：你怀不怀孕我都会负责到底的，别担心宝贝儿

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乞求飞机正点！！

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一句话不割，牛人修道。

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爱情保卫战真是乐死我了，女朋友要男朋友买金鱼，却买了鲫鱼养在鱼缸里，女朋友很恼火，男朋友的解释是，看够了可以吃，最后还真吃了，乐！

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